Dad: If u paas in the Exam I will give u 1 Cycle.

Son: If I fail?

Dad: I will give u 10 Cycles.

Son: Why?

Dad: Fir Tu dukan pa laein.

"Kal Raat, Boht Dino Bad, Kitab Kholi to Ehsas howa Sagar...! "k kitaben khol k jo neend ati hy wo LaSsI pi k b nhi ati...

"Meera" school mein Eng.
Teacher ki job k liye gayi
1st day class mein gai
tou 1 student ne pucha:
Who r U ?
...
"Meera" ne apna intro
krwaty huey kaha
"I Miss U" ... =P

# Ustaad N Shagird Workshop Mein Kaam Kar Rahay Thay
K Light Chali Gayee
Ustaad:- Chotayyyy 10 Ka Pana Dey????.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.. Abay Kuttay Haath Mein Dey

'cherey tu buhat haan yahaan vahaan high class mey
bus ik chera jo mujh ko pasand vo meri class mey

 

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