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Kabhi-kabhi MOBILE par sms Parhne waale ki tasweer aa jaati hai..

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Larke wale:hum ko larki pasand he shadi kb krni he?

Larki wale:abi to larki parh rhi he. . . .

Larke wale:Hmara beta knsa bacha he jo kitaben phaar dega . . . . .;-)

B0y riding a cycle, hits a Girl.
Girl: Ghanti nahin mari jaati kya?
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B0y : Aryyyy.. Poori cycle maar di Maine...
Ab ghanti alag se maaru kya..

In b崴le sardar was wearing m?it򠱨t instead ??proof jacket. why? Sardar replied:''jay machar nai es wich?an@@@@@@@@@@@@

 

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