Sardar 2 Sardarni:

Ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyan Di Race Aye, Main Uthey Jaana Aye.



Sardarni: Bus Rein Diyo,
Turya Jaanda Nai,
Tay Race Lao Gye! :-)

Sardar k Ghar Chori ho Gai Chor Uski B.V ka Zaivar Le Gaye:

Logon ny kaha:
Chalo Sardarji Izzat to Bach Gai Bhabi Ki.


Sardarji:
O Wech Wech K Tay Zaivar Liya C. :-)....

"Oh, look at the dead bird." Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?

How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it

Why can't Sardar dial 911? They can not find the eleven on the phone

What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but you never see them

"Sardarji, Agar Aap ki wife Ko Jin Chimmat Jayen..To Aap Kya Karo gy?"Sardarji: "Main ne Kya Karna Hay, Ghalti Jin Ki Hay,Khud Bhugty"

...3 sardar bed pe so rahay thay, teeno ko jagah tang horahi thi
1 sardar bed se utar k nichay sone laga to 2nd sardar bola?
? Oye! ab jagah hogayi hai ooper aa ja

 

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