Contributed by Ihsan ullah on Mon, Jun 25th 2012
Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya..
Qnki
Bank me likha tha..

?Hum Aapke Sapne Ko Hakikat Me Badalte Hain?

1 sardar k ghar chori ho gai chor us ki bv ka zewar le gaye
Logon ny kaha
Chalo srdar g izzat to bch gai bhabi ki

Srdar bola
O wech wech k ty zewar lya c =P ;)

3 Sardaro ko phansi hone lagi
pehle ko phansi lagai to rassa dheela hone ki waja se wo neche pani me ja gira
doosre ko phansi di to wo b pani me ja gira or bach gaya
jub teesre ki bari i to wo jallad se bola bhai ye rassa theak kr lo mujhe terna nahi aata...

Doctor Sardar se: Aap k bachay ke Taang katni paray ge.
.
Sardar zor se cheekha
naheeeeee!
.
Doctor: Kea hua?
.
Sardar: Pahlay
dasna c
main ohno
naveen jutty (Shoes) na lay
k dainda.



May God give u,

Tata ka status,

Vajpayee ki dhiraj,

Laaden ki himmat,

Bill Gates ki income,

Bush ki taqat,

baaki…

Sardar ka dimag to hai hee..

Discount ki Diwani hoon

Hum Tax de chuke sanam

Humara Balance aapke paas hai

Kaho na depreciation hai

Kyon Tally ho gaya na,

Munna bhai C.A.

 

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