'Chodtey Waqt Mard ki taqat Ka
Andaza Hiltey Huey TATT0N se
Nahi

Balkey. LARKI K

'Uchaltey huey' 'MAMMON'

se hota hai

jis tarah chudai ki Shiddat ka
andaza

Mard k Zor se nhiLarki k
Shor se

hota hai(William Nargis)

MAIN AUR MERI

RANGEEN RATEN


Jealous Husband;

"Aaj tk tum kitney logo k saath soyi ho?"

Wife; Such bolon tu sirf aap k sath hi soyi hon baki sabhi k sath sari sari raat jagti thi....
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i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 -



distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex



appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom



Srdr: Mestri ji, Bed pakka banana, Mere Bete ko Bahu

par chadna he

Mestri: Aisa bed banaunga ki, chahe sara maholla chhad

jaye kuch nahi hoga



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()() YEH HAI nargis !! AB YEH NAACHEGI Nach nargis Nach! NAACHI KYA? Nahi? SORRY! Nargis SASTEY MOBILES PER NAHI NACHTI

 

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