Peer BaBa Arz Kartay hain.. Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha, Wah Wah Dil ha sacha aur dimagh hai kacha.. Tere msgs nai aa rahey Kya baat hai bacha??? …

?Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi, Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi. Mai kaise mithi baat karu? Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi. Ye chand kaise maamu hai? Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi. Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke? Kyu usne triming karai nahi. Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai? Ya jungle me koi naai nahi. Nana ki biwi jab nani hai, Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai. Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi? Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai? Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi. Jab school me itni neend aati hai. Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi? Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai. …

Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga. Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai? Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-) …

When i want to fall in love with my books…. My bed falls in love with me…. And I believe that love the one who loves you… …

Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy., Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. Teacher: Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..??? ; , Pathan: Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti Teacher shocked… : …

 

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