*. . .Pathan to wife: in romantic mode,

Meri jan kia aj humse naraz hai?wife: nahi tu?

Pathan: tu phir aj humari taraf monh kion kar rakha hai;-)

Aapko English Ka Word Bhejta Hon Jiss Ko Ap Agay Se Parho Ya Pichay Se Apko Ap Ka Apna Hi Name Dikhai De Ga ''ULLU''


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atif aslam; aab toh adaat si hay mujh ko. reema; kis

cheez ki adaat ho gae ha tujh ko. atif;mohaabat ki

adaat ho gae ha. reema;sach kaha aab to mujhey bhi

adaat ho gae hay.lets go inside room and have fun then

we will sing together aab to adaat si ha mujh ko.

Pathan goes India illegally,Security: Who are you?
Pathan: I am Hindu.
Security: Tell me tha 5 names of Bhagwan!
Pathan: Yassu, Panju, Haar, Kabutar, Doli.

 

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