Sardar Aur Pathan Aik Choclate
Store Mein Gaye.
Sardar ne 6 Choclate Chorri kr k
Pocket me Rakh len . Bahar Aye
.
Sardar Bola . I Am Best Theif.

Girl: Why my name is always
on your Facebook status every 2
minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me
whats on my min

Pappu: I Love You
Girl: Meri Chappal Ki Size Pata Hai Kya ?
Pappu: OH Ho Propose KIYA NHI Ke GIFT
MAGNA
SHURU or gift b kya maang rhi h,
chappal Bhikharin Kahin Ki Chal Bhag yaha
se


Bari mushkil me hoon kaise izhar krun
Wo to khshbu hai use kaise girftar krun
Uski mohhabt par mera haq nahi lekin,
Dil kehta hai akhri saans tak uska intizaar
krun

Zindagi ek chahat ka silsila hai
Koi mel gia tu koi bechar gia
.
Jissy manga ta duawon mai
Wo kesi owr ko bina mangy mel gia

~;BABA FAREED;~
Dosti yaari da maza tad onda;
Jad 2van dilan vich khich
hovey;
Edron mein niklan tey odron tu
niklen;
Milap 2van da gali dey wich
hovey;
Chalan teer judaiyan wale
hazar;
Zakham 2 hovan tey takleef 1
hovey;
Gulaam freeda
Dosti da maza tad onda;
Jey Kafan 2 hovan tey qabar 1
hove.

Charday suraj dhalday waikhay,
Bujhay diway balday waikhay,
Heeray da koi mull na taaray,
Khotay sikkay chalday waikhay,
Jinna?n da na jag te koi,
O v puttar palday waikhay,
Ohdi rehmat de nal banday,
Pani ottay chalday waikhay,
Loki kehnday daal nai galdi,
Main te pathar galday waikhay
?Bullay Shah?