Subha nahar moon aik glass
garam pani main lemon ka ras
mila kr pinay se zaid cherbi
khatam ho jati he.

3... Nahar moon aur lunch ke
baad qehwe main lemon ka ras
mila kr piya krain.

4...Lemon ka achar motay logon
ke liye faida mand he.

5...Din main teen baar lemon
ka ras pani main mila kr piya
krain

SHOCK OF LIFE!
Biwi Ne Suhag Raat Per
Shohar Se
Kaha.
Please
Yeah Condom Use Nahi Karna,
Mujhe Is Brand Se Allergy
Ha..!!:-D

HONEYMOON
H-hawas mita do
O-or chuso
N-nanga karke
E-ek hi jhatke mein
Y-yeh gaya
M-mar dala
O-or dalo
O-or tez
N-ni..k..a.. l?g..a. y..a

Boy: Aaj Kal Larkio Ki Bari
Demand Ha�
Girl: Is Ki Our Bhi Demand
Honi Thi�
Boy: Wo Kesay?
Girl: Agar Tum Jesay Larkay
Na Hotay� :O
Mujhay Samjh Nhi Aii�
Main Pogo Dekhnay Jaa Raha
Hu�
Tujhay Zaroor Samjh Aya Hoga
:D

Soya Hai Bewafa Dost Naram
Bister Pay Chadar Orh Kar

BaBa

Usay Kia Khabar Us K Dye Hoe
Zakham Rat Me Bhot Dard Dete
Hai

Boy:
May I Kiss U?
Girl:
No
Boy:
(Again) May I Kiss U?
Girl:
No
Boy:
(Ghussy se) May I Kiss U?
Girl:
Kutty Kameeny?
Zabardasti Nhi Kr Sakta Kia
????