That strange moment when you are not sure whether the teacher is looking at you or the person behind you

Exams don't test what you know, but how well you can study the night before the test.

1 Pathaan Namaaz Parh Rahaa
Thaa
.
To Dosra Usky BR Mai Kesi
Koh Bata Rahaa Tha
Ky Yai Boht Namazi Owr Naik
BNda Hai
Pathaan Namaz Thor Kar Bola:
Es Ko Bolo Ke Ham Ne Haaj
Bhi Kiya Hai.

Shahbaz Sharif:
Zardari Ki Beti Aj Phir Kisi
K Sath Gai Hai . . .
Nawaz Sharif:
Koi Baat Nai 5 Baje Wapis A
Jai Gi . . . .
Zardari:
Nai Bahi Ge 6 Baje Ay Gi
Ghanta Agy Ho Gya Hai �=P;->

Socho Agar GADHA Kisi GHORI
Se Shadi Kare To
Kon Paida Hoga?

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N@W@Z SHAR!F

.

Aap Z@ardar! Samjhe Na?

Shararti...

Woh To Kuttay Ka Bacha Hai.
:-)

Ek Bachay Ne Zardari Se Kaha
Janab 14 Mah se Humary School
Me Teacher Nhi Aaya.

Zardari:

To School Kaisy Chal Raha
Hai?

Bacha:

Jaisy Mulk Chal Raha Hai. ;-)

Zardari Cycle Pe ja Raha Tha.
Nawaz Sharif mila or bola:

Allah ke nam pe kuch tu de do
Sayen.
Zardari: Chal Aa beth.
Tuj ko 1 aur Chakkar Deta
hoon.