100s of years have passed
millions of tomorrows have come
but still hope is alive in all students
Tomorrow i will definitely start studying

If Girl In Love
Her Parents Ask:
Who Is that Idiot?
If Boy In Love
His Parents Ask:
Idiot,Who Is that Girl?
wake up guys

A Santa saw a Beautiful Girl,
he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
Santa: B.Com final year

Dad: What’s ur Result?
Son: I’ve failed in 5 subjects.
Dad: From now Onwards Don’t Call Me “DAD”.
Son: Oh Come On Dad! Its my School Test Not a DNA Test

When I’m down I look up to you.
When I’m happy it’s because of you.
A day doesn’t go by when I don’t think of you.
Because I don’t know what my life would be like,
Without a friend like you.

When the life is down and it’s dark all around,
There comes a star that’s not too far,
That star is you my friend.
Stay with me forever.

proposing is entrance exam
meeting is testing exam
dating is physical exam
marriage is the final exam