Hazaaaar
Jaaam-e-Lutf
Hazaaaar Me�Khaney�!!
Nigaah-e-yaar Ki Lazzat,
Sharaab Kya Jany

Wife:
Mene suna hai ke Jannat me
Mardon ko Hooren milen gi.
To aurton ko kya milay ga?
Husband:
Kuch nahi, Allah sirf mazloom ki
sunta hai.

Zakhm ban jane ki Aadat hai
unhe,
Rula kar Muskrane ki Aadat hai
unhe,
Milenge kabi to khoob
Rulayenge unhe,
Suna hai rote huye lipat jane
ki Aadat hai unhe.

Mom:kyun rotey ho?
son:dad ne muje kiss nhi di
Mom:tumne tables nhi sunaye
hoge.
son:Kaam wali ko kaunse tables
aatey he?

BALLE BALLE
A Sardar Had A Child After 3
Month Of Marriage .
He Asked His Wife Ye 3 Month k
Bad Bacha Kaise Hua ?
Wife Replied : tumhari Shadi
Ko Kitna Arsa Hua ??
Sardar: 3 Month
Wife: Or Meri Shadi Ko
Sardar: 3 Month
Wife: Or Bacha Kitne Month K
Baad hua ?
Sardar: 3 Month
Wife : Total Kitne Hue ?
Sardar : Oye 9 Months And
Start Dancing BALLE BALLE

Anti Misba: My daughter got gang
raped,
I need insurance claim
Agent: Sorry madam Personal
Enjoyment &
Entertainment is not covered.