Teacher : Batao woh kon c cheez
hai jo tum roz dekh tou sakte ho
par pakar nahi sakte ?
Student : sharmate huwe bola

Miss! aap k mummay.

kali se phool banane me kitna waqt lagta hai,
lehro ko kinaro se milne me kitna wqt lagta hai
mobile hai tu kar do na SMS
karne me kitna waqt lagta hai

Sardarni: kapre utar kr bister pe tange khol kr leti or kaha:
Kuch samje ji..?
Sardar: muje pata hai haramzadi tu pure bister pe akeli sona chahti hai�.. ;-

Jinki Tamanna Dil me hai,
Judai Hum Unki Sehtay hain.....!
Fursat Nahin Unhain Hamsey Baat karney ki,
Issi Liye Hum Har Waqt Khamosh Rehtey hain...

Bivi Ne Kele Khaye

Or

Zor Zor Say Breast Hilane
Lagi.

Shohar Ne Poocha Ye Kia Kar
Rai Ho?

Bivi Sharma Kar Boli:

Jee Mai Milk Shake Bana Rai
Thi

Munay K Liye

Jab chotay thay
tab baray hone ki
bari chahat thi
par...
ab pata chala
k
,,Adhuray ehsas or
tootay sapno
se achay,
Adhuray homework
or tootay khilonay hain...