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Night finally arrived!
so b4 u sleep, id like 2 wish
u...
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Good Nite! guljan sxb

customer :

waiter aisi chaai pilao kay
tan man dhan main 'waka waka'
ho jaye



waiter:

Sir humary haan bhains ka
doodh ata hay shaakira ka nahi
;)

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Salam
Ye
Humari
Subha Savery
Sms
Srvce
Hy,
Is
Me
Hum Sotey
Huey
Logon
Ko
Sms
Kr
k
Jagaty
Hyn
Aur
Un
k
Jaag
Jany
k
Baad
Hum
Khud
So
Jaty
Hyn

Banta pair pey charha to upar
baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon
aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair
hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath
laya hoon.


Santa Singh goes to a TV shop
and asks,
Aap ke paas color TV hai
kya?

Haan replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, Ek hara
vala dena!

Santa nd Banta in a football
stadium..
Santa : Paji, ye log ball se
kya kr rhe hai?
Banta : goal kr rhe hain!!!
Santa :'lekin paji ball to
pehle se gol hai , or kitni
gol Krenge?'