Ek Sharabi Pharmacy mein enter hotay sath cheekha:
5 Condom de Oye…

Dukanwala: Sir Kuch Tameez se baat kr k bhi banda cheez maang sakta hai.??

Sharabi ne Jeans ki Zip Kholi, aur bola:
“Meray Shehzaday k liye 5 suit dikhaayen plz ..!!!

Jahaan dal dal par sone ki.
Chidiya karti hai basera.
Woh PAKISTAN Desh hai mera.
Woh PAKISTAN desh hai mera.


Ae vatan ae vatan humko teri kasam.
Teri rahon pe jaan hum luta jaayenge.
Phool kya cheez ha tere kadmon pe hum.
Bhent apne saron ki chadha jaayenge.


'Happy Independence Day'

14 August Sms
Aaj se 62saal pehle.


Eik Qoom ko eik mulk ki talash thi.


Allah k karam se.
Aj jub hamare pas Mulk ha to hamain eik qoom ki talash ha.
Think about that

Teri sula ke lu?
Ya bitha ke lu?
Ya tujhe karu khada
Ya fir teri juka-jukake lu?
Ab tu hi bata
Ke mein teri…
Photo kaise lu.

pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mai lo
phir thook lagao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uff..
kithna muskhil ha soOi mai dagha dalna