Lady Teacher: Zero main 1
Dalen to kya hota hai?
Girl: Chup rahi!
Teacher (Gussy se): Jawab do
Zero mai 1 Dalen to kya hota
hai?
Girl: Miss Bht Dard hota hy.

 
Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi
mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to
double click karo..

Life is a tragedy for those who feel;
And a comedy for those who think!

KABHI Ghamo se TumHari mulaqAT na ho
Udaas bethe ho aise koi baat na ho
shiqayat ho to maaf ker dena
fursat main bethe ho humien yaad ker lena

Bahut udas hai koi tere Jane se
Ho sake to laut AA kisi bahane se
Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ek baar to dekh
Koi toot gaya hai TERE rooth Jane se

Dil main app,

Ankho main app,

Sanson main app,

Har jagah app hi app,

Na jane kab hogi hamari zindagi . . . .

JARASEEM say PAK:-)

MERE DIL a
us ke cehre pe is kadar noor hai
k uski yaad me rona bhi manjoor
hai
Bewafa bhi nahi kah sakte use
kyo ki pyar to hamne kiya hai wo
to bekasur hai