do pariNde ek hii patthar se maare waqt ne
aag bastii ko ataa kii, aaNkh ka paanii mujhe


Woh Teri Bhi Tou Pahli Muhabbat Na Thi QateeL..!!
Phir Kiya Hua Ager Koi Herjaee Bunn Gaya....!!!!!


Har Ek Azaab Ko Main Seh Gaya, Magar Na Milla....!!!
Wo Ek Ghum Jo Meray Houslay Say Barh Ker Tha...!!!





Boy: Mujhse shaaadi karogi..? .. Girl: Kia? .. Boy: Acchi film hai na!! .. Girl: Kuttay k bachay… .. Boy: Wat!! .. Girl: Kitnay cute hotay hain na..!

Frnd:Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun, Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki 2nd: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai 1:Bataya Tha 2:Phir 1: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai

A kanjoos ki wife bimaar thi, light na hone ki wajah se usne candle jala di aur bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi to plz candle bujha dena

1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue “Hamen Vote Do, Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein Kamyab Hogya To Phr Kisi K Haan Bhi Kaka Paida Hoa To “Govt.” Us K Ghar Muft Nachay Gi