All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true
All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U...

Sardar: cigarette hai?
Dokanwala: we don�t sell cigs.
Next day,
S: cig hai?
D: kal bataya tha yahan nahi baichtay.
Next day,
S: cig hai?
D: abay kitni baar kahoon! Nahi hai! Dafa ho ja nahi to hathorra sar pay day maaroon ga!
Next day,
S: hathorra hai?
D: nahi.
S: acha? To phir cig hai?

1 dafa sardar ji ko call aee
aur saddar ji ne phone uthaya aur kaha kon
tu dosri taraf se awaz aii may bool raha ho..
tu sardar jii ne bola k kamal ho gaya dono taraf se mayhi bool raha ho..

1 sardar airhostess se,
“Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!“

Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:“Adat bhi bohut milti hai“

Boy: Suit to bohot acha pehna hai.

Girl: thanks

Boy: Lipstick bhi achi hai.

Girl: thanks

Boy: Makeup bhi bohot acha hai.

Girl: thanks

Boy: Lekin achi phir bhi nahi lag rahi ho

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Teri sada ki be-rukhi ko mein ne aaj tak bhula nahi paaya...

Mubarak ho

mubarak ho!!

Is Shair mein Faraz nahi aayaa

Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Aunty: Aacha aur kia kaha mummy nay?

Kid: Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.