Pathan k Dost nay Khane pe
bulaya
Ghar pe taala Laga tha or
likha tha
BEWAKOF BNAYA.
.
Pathan nay Hoshyari Dikhai Or
Neche Likh Diya
HUM TO AYI HI NAHI.

Ek dum Gareeb joke:
Teacher to Boy:
Nalayak, Class Mein Din Bhar
Ladkiyon Ke Saath
Itni Baatein Kyu Karta Rehta
Hai?
Boy:
Sir, Mein Buhut Garib Hu.
Mere Mobile me Whatsappp Nahi
Hai

Pathan: Mujhy film me kaam
kernay ka bohat shoq hai.
.
Director: Acha Aap ko Roll kon
sa
.
pasand hai??
.
.
.
.
Pathan: Qeemay Wala..

Raat Ko 1 Larki Ny Car Ko
Ruknay Ka Ishara Kia�
Car Kareeb Akay Ruki Tou Larki
Boli,
Ohhh� I�m Sorry �
Main Samjhi Texy Ha �
Larka: Kamal Ha :O
Main Bhi Yehi Samjha Tha � :O
Chal Beta,
Ye Batain Bacho Wali Nhi�
Pogo Dhekh Jaa K

English School K Students Chirya
Ghar Main..
Ohhh Wowww Look That Monky,
He Is Sleeping, Don�t Disturb �
Govrnment School K Bachay:
Oye Daikh Tera BAAP So Raha Ha,
Salay Ki Dum Khainch

Girl GoalKeeper Sy: Kabhi Shaadi
Na Karna.
GoalKeeper: Q?
Girl: Wo Khud Bhi Nhi Dalta, Aur
Dusray Ko Bhi Dalny Nhi Deta :-D
:-P
Iss Ko Samjhna Asan Ha Oye :@