Rone de tu aaj hamako tu
aankhe sujane de
Baho me lele aur khud ko
bheeg jane de
Hai jo seene me quaid dariya
wo chut jayega
Hai itana dard ki tera daman
bheeg jayega

'Always Cho0se A Pers0n Who
Gives Y0u Respect..
Bc0z Respect Is More Imp0rtant
Than L0ve & Any 0ther Artificial
Things....!!!

.**.**.
* Sirf Aap *
*. .*
*
Ek Ye Ehsaas He Kaafi Hai Mere
Jeenay Main,
Dil Nahi Aap Dharktay Hain
Mere Seenay Main.

Why Ayesha Takia and Pamela
Anderson could never REALLY
HUG each other??
.
.
.
.
.

.
.
.
Because they live in different
countries!! =D
But i like the way u think..
:p ;)

Teacher catches student for
copying:
Teacher: leave ur paper and
get out. We will not consider
anything u say.

Student: NICE BOOBS, MAM� :-D

1 day i askd my Heart�.
What is Love�??
.
.
Heart Replied:-
.
.
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Dekh bhai,
apna kaam blood pump karna
hai�..
Syllabus k bahar k question
mat puch

Ek larki ne DR. se puchha:-
Bacche itne shararti kyu
hote hai�..??
.
.

Fantastic jawab mila:-
Jo cheez banti hi shararat se
hai
wo shareef kaise ho sakti
hai�.?? :O :p =D :D

Jo Samajh Gaye Wo Like Karde
:D