Techer
zero me ek dalo tu kia hota hai
giral
chup rahin
Techer
gusse se bolo
Giral
madam bohat dard hota hai

Pthan se Interview me pocha gia apko kitny
salon ka Tajrba hai Pthan.3 Salon ka Waisy
2 Salian Bhi Hain mMgr Hm N Un ko Hath
Bhi ni Lgya

Molvi; Batao Jo Log Galat Kam
Krty Wo Kahan Jaty Hain Larki;
Sharmate Hoay Shaher K Log
Hotel Me Or Ga0n K Log Kheet0n
Me Jaty Ha

1Larki PoliCe Me Bharti Hui Dosto
Ny PoCha Job Kesi Lagi Larki Bas
Yar Sara Din (Yes Sir Yes Sir) Aur
Sari Raat (Bas Sir Bas Sir

Girl: Dad, what's better? to pass or to fail? Dad: To pass obviously Girl: OH GOOD, YOU'LL BE PROUD OF ME! I PASSED MY PREGNANCY TEST!

Ek Baar Ek Budha Uncle Apni
Budhi Gharwali Ke Liye Br@
Lene Jaata Hai

Budha: ?Br@ Dikhana
Bhaisahab?

Salesman: ?Size Kya Hoga??

Budha: ?Size Ka To Pata Nahi
Janab, Par Hath Mein Pakdo To
Anda Aur Chhod Do To Omlette?

BiologyTchr:agar Ldki ko
ashtma attack aye to use der
tak apne honto se sans do!

Stdnt:wo to thik h, but aisa
kya kare k use Ashtma attack
aye?=)) =D =)) =D