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Ak Pathan na Cow ki Pappi lay le,
OR
Allah se Tooba ki,
Ay allah maff karna Shatan ay gaya tha,
Itna me shatan aya
OR
Bola,
oy ollou ka pathay
ya harkat to maray zahan may B nai thi.


In a lift,a man accidently
touched a
ladys breast
Man:If ur heart is as soft
as ur breast,
u�l forgive me
Lady:If ur dick is as hard
as ur elbow,
i�m in room 25


Larka:
Girl Friend ke Saath Sona
Haram Hai.?
.
Molvi:Beta Baat Haram Halal ki
Nahi Hai.
.Masla ye hai Ke.
Tum Log Phir soty Nahi ho.-


Sex k Doraan:

Girl: Wada kro k tum mera dil
nahi tory gy..

Boy: Ary nahi re Pagli.

Itna Lamba Thori hai :D :P


Grl:Doctor I caled my boyfrnd
bastard
Dr:Y?
Grl:He kised me
Dr:Lik this?
Grl:Ya
Dr:Dats nt a reason 2sy him
bastard
Grl:He took of my clothes
Dr:Lik dis?
Grl:Ya
Dr:Dats nt reason 2
Grl:He sex wid me
Dr:Lik dis?
Grl:Ya
Dr:Also nt a reason 2sy him
bastard
Grl:After sex he told me he
has AIDS
Dr:O BASTARD!


Boy To Girl:
Sex Kartay Hoay Zyada Maza
Larki Ko Aata Hai Ya Larkay
Koe?
Girl:
Agar Tum Apnay Kaan(Ear)
Main
Ungle(Fingure) Dalo Gay
To Kaan Ko Maza Aata Hai
Ya Unglee Koe



 

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