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Ek Baar Ek Budha Uncle Apni
Budhi Gharwali Ke Liye Br@
Lene Jaata Hai

Budha: ?Br@ Dikhana
Bhaisahab?

Salesman: ?Size Kya Hoga??

Budha: ?Size Ka To Pata Nahi
Janab, Par Hath Mein Pakdo To
Anda Aur Chhod Do To Omlette?


BiologyTchr:agar Ldki ko
ashtma attack aye to use der
tak apne honto se sans do!

Stdnt:wo to thik h, but aisa
kya kare k use Ashtma attack
aye?=)) =D =)) =D


Ek Molvi kahin ja raha tha. Raste me Us k uper Brezzar aa gira.

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Molvi: Kaisa Zamana aagaya he Aam koi choos raha he or Chilke Hum per phenk raha he�


Girl :
Me agr tumhe Rose doon to kia tum mujhse shadi karoge?
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Boy:
tum agr muje rose do gi to shadi ki kia zarurat he.

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Girl: kanjra gulab da phol kia si


Kamar k Dard ki 2 hi
wajohat hain:

1. Kasrat-e- Sex
ya
2.
Hasrat-e- Sex.!

Doctor Veena Malik ki
kitaab
(Meri Shalwar Teri Talwaar)

Chapter:
Mardana Kamzori.


Normal people:
Awww, they're such a cute couple x)
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My frndz: ye to mast mal hai, ye is chutiye se kaise pat gayi :p :D :p



 

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