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Sir miss k chest daba ra
tha,
1 bachay ne dekh lia.

Sir: Beta!
Miss k seenay me dard hai is
liye daba ra hon

Bacha:
!
Bacha hoon
Chootia nahi,.
XXX DEKHTA HoN, POGO NAI?


Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega
wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag
khirki se bahir phenka..

Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka
hai..???
;>
,
Pathan:
Main ne ?.. yahooo.. ?
Chutti
Teacher shocked? :


Suno saHib
Kon Si Khushiyan Laya Hai
Janvry?

Tum Jo Kehty Thy Bura Hai
Decmber


Teacher:Batao �I love you� ka avishkar kis desh mein hua?

Student: China mein Sir.!!!

Teacher: Woh Kaise?

Student: Iss mein saarey chinese qualities hain:
Na koi guarantee,
Na koi warranty,
Chale toh Chand tak
Nahi toh sirf shaam tak!!


Rah chalti ladki ko dekh kar ladka
shayari ke andaz mein bola
Ladka: Kash main tumhare hasen
honton ki lip-stick hota
Ladki Ne huste hue jawab diye
Ladki: Shukar karo nahi ho warna roz
kisi ke lu*d pe lage hotey.


If you ever miss
Sweet memories of College Days
Your Class
Your Friends
.
Just open your MARK SHEET
Sara Nasha Utar Jayega



 

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