2009 K STUDENTS Ki DUA, Lab-pe-ati hai dua ban k tmna meri, Zindagi ek LOVER ki soorat ho Khudaya meri, IMPRESS mujh se her ek larki ho jai, meri ek nazar pe dil apna wo de jai, ho meri JEANS se yohi mere badan ki zenat, jistarha MAKEUP se hoti ha husan ki zenat, ho mera kam school,college k bahir khare rehna, her HASEEN larki ki maan se bi mohabat krna, mere ALLAH parhai se bachna muj ko, ISHQ KI JO RAH HO USSI RAH PE CHALANA MUJHKO.

A maths teachr 2 a sardar student If u hv thousad rs. in 1 pocket n 1000 rs. in another pocket den wt wil u think? Sardar:O me kithe abbay di pent te ni pa lai.

1000 pages ki book kitne din men parhi ja sakti hai? Writer: 6 month lawyer: 2 month Doctor: 1 month Prof: 1 week Student: pehle ye batao paper kub hai?

A hindu teacher teaching his studentsCOW HAMARE HINDU MAZHAB ME MAA HOTI HA Muslim Student Sir Bahir ek bail ap ki maa chod raha ha

3 Things That Should Not B Asked..


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It Hurts

A student was asked to write a signboard fr d traffic rules near da college campus
He wrote:
Drive Carefully! Dont kill the Students,Wait for the Teachers!.