33 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer babu.

Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 mrks.

Student k sar ka taj hota ha 33 mrks.

Failure ka khawab hota ha 33 mrks!

Chaar dino ka EXAM O Rabba,
Lambi parhai, Lambi parhai,

Parhne me dil mera lage kabhi na,
Parhne se jan meri jay hamesha.
Kitne zamane baad Oo Rabba,
Tution lagaya, Tution lagayaaa.
Soya raha mai classon me apni,
Teacher se roz roz pit ke me aaya.
Kitna pita hon,sooj gaya hon,
chalna phirna bhol gaya hon.

4 dino ka EXAM Oo Rabba,
lambi parhai lambi parhai..

Dis song is dedicated to all the students...

A typical pakistani student flipped a coin in the air & said:
If HeadsI ll go to sleep
If TailsI ll watch tv
&
If it stands on the edge,
I ll study...!

1000 pages ki book kitny din mein prhi ja skti hy?


writer: 6 months

doctor: 2 months

lawyer: 1 month

profsr: 1 week

student: paper wali raat. .

A MBA student 2 sweeper:
Mery pas knowledg ha izat ha degree ha. Tmhary pas kia hai?
Sweeper proudly said:
'Merey pas nokri hai';>

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Pakistan me MAAH-E-EXAMS ka CHAND nazr a gya hai
Tamam students kurbani k liye taiyar ho jayn!

(#)
A sleeping Li0n is str0nger than
A barking D0G,



So a sleeping Student is better
than A Barking p0siti0n h0ldr.

*Back Bencher ASS0CIATI0N*.