A very philosophical statement:
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When I fall in love with my books
My bed falls in love with me

1 larki class me gana ga rahi thi
ZARA ZARA TOUCH ME touch me..
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Ek larka utha owr larki ko cho kar bola
Hemmat hai tu agay ga kar dikhawo

In a test a student left the page blank
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And wrote at the bottom of the page
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Dedicated To My Memory
Which at the moment Passed away

New Exam Song
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Tu paper paper karti hai
Tu result se kion darti hai
Ek bar mujhe batla de tu
Tu cheating kion nahi karti hai
Kia hota hai paper mai
Paper ka laga don dhair
Mai parish kardon paperon ki
Ju tu ho jaye mairi

Son: Papa Good News hai
Father: Kia?
Son: Apko yad hai na, ap ne kaha ta ke agar mai Exam me Pass howa tu ap mujhe 5000 rupey daingy?
Father: Han
Son: Apke 5000 bach gaye

Teacher: Shadi ke waqt Dulha ko gorhy (horse) par kion betaya jata hai??
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Student: Last warning di jati hai ky abhi bhi waqt hai bhaag ja….

Boy and girl went on a Date
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Baap ki call ayi: Beta kahan ho?
Beta: Practical kar raha hon
Baap: Dehan se practical karna kahin Exam se pahly na result aa jaye