Father: Beta result ka kia howa?
Son: Dad 1 Good News hay owr 1 Bad News
Father: Good News batawo
Son: Mai pass hogia hon
Father: Excellent, ab Bad News batawo
Son: Good News galat hai.

Ques: 3 Idiots movie se kia Sabaq melta hai?
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Ans: Engineering parh ke bhi
Medical ki bachi patayi ja sakti hai

Parhayi 2 tara se ho sakti hai
1- Shoq Se
2- Dar Se

Par shoq tu hamain hai nahi
Owr Dar hamain kesi ke baap se bhi nahi

Father: Beta Maths mai kion Fail hogaye?
Kid: Teacher kehta hai 6+4 = 10
Aglay din kehta hai 5+5 = 10
Phir kehta hai 8+2 = 10
Wo khud confuse hain tu mujhe kia Pass karaingy

Law of Conservation of Knowledge
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No matter how long the Lecture is, the knowledge before and after Lecture remains the Same

Ques: What is common in Air and Students?
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Answer: Both turn the pages of book without reading

Question: What is the name of that only book which is liked by almost every student?
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Ans: FACEBOOK