Question: What are the most powerful 3 words other than I Love You
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Ans: RESULT AA GIA
These three words can shatter lovely world of Smiling Face Person

Friends! Mai apna mobile band kar raha hon,
kionke Exam qareeb hai
and I have to work hard
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Please Contact me after
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15 minutes
Tab tak study ka bhoot utar gia hoga

Students ki 7 Nishaniyan
1- Ratta marny ko Mehnat Kahna
2- Har semester mai ye azam karna ke Es Semester mai sath sath Parhunga
3- Mobile Off karky parhna owr 5, 5 mint baad mobile ON karke dekhna ke koi msg tu nahi aya
4- Group study mai bar bar kahna ke Agar ab kesi ne chawal mari tu group se bahir
5- Parhny se pahle Course ke Page ginna owr gin kar khof se band kar dena
6- Har Lecture ke End mai sath wale larka se pochna yar tere pas kal wala lecture hai
7- Yaar apni Degree ka koi Scope nahi

Ek student Exam hall mai Paper par apna Panja Bana raha tha
Examiner: Beta Paper mai tu Hand ka diagram wala koi Question nahi
Student: Mai Paper Banany Waly par
Laanat bhaij raha hon

Sometimes It is better to bunk off a class and enjoy with friends
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Because today when I look back,
My marks never makes me laugh But these memories do!

A very philosophical statement:
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When I fall in love with my books
My bed falls in love with me

In a test a student left the page blank
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And wrote at the bottom of the page
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Dedicated To My Memory
Which at the moment Passed away