A cute Sentence Written by a kid on his MATHS Book
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Dear Maths! Please grow up and Solve your problems yourself

My nights are going sleepless
My heats beats increases
My days are going Useless
I am becoming Speechless
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So I asked my heart
Is it love ?

It said
Nahi Beta Paper agaye

A student was sleeping in class, Teacher asked him: Who invented Steam Engine?
Student suddenly said: What Sir??
Teacher: Yes Correct.. It's James Watt
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Moral: Sleep Improves General Knowledge

4 SECRETS OF SUCCESS FOR STUDENTS:
1- Kabhi Top na karo warna log tum sai jalney lagengy
2- Hamesha Late class mai jawo, es tarah har teacher tumhy yad rakhy ga
3- Zyada Parhny se Time zaya hota hai, owr Time zaya karna Gunaah hai
4- Khabi Test na do, kionke be-ezati ke 3 marks se Ezat ke 0 achay hain

Student Poetry
Ham ne suna tha ke zindagi emtihan laiti hay
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Yahan tu emtihano'n ne zindagi le li hay

Why student fail CA Exam?
Because
Question: 1 Over mai kitni Balls phainki jati hain
Student: Six
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Examiner: You are Fail, Because ek over mai 1 hi ball 6 bar phainki jati hai

Engineering student in Maths Class
Student: Why do we learn this?
Teacher: To Save Lives
Student: But How?
Teacher: It keeps Idiots like you out of Medical College