Santa Ne Beti Ke Room Me, CigretteDekha Oh God, She Smokes Wisky Dekha. Oh God, She Drinks Fir Ladke Ko Dekha.. Thank God, Ye Sab Iska Hai.

SANTA NE P.C.O PE JATE HI, P.C.O WALEKO 2 THAPPAD LAGA DIYA. SOCHO KYON? BECAUSE P.C.O KE BAHAR LIKHA THA, DIAL KARNE SE PAHLE 2 LAGAYE.

Banta: Kya hua, Yeh mitti kyun khod raha hai? Santa: Dadaji ne bola Maine unka nam mitti me mila diya, Wohi dhund raha hoon!

santa ne ek ladki ko patane ke liye kaha... Mujhe apne pita g se, Bahut sara dhan milne wala hai. Ab us ladki ko santa maa kehkar bulata hai.

Santa-Lala ji, Dettol Soap hai..? Lala ji (dhoti mein se hath nikalte hue)- Hanji Hai..! Santa-Phir hath dho ker 1 Kg chawal de do..

Army Training k dauran 1 officer ne Santa se pucha: Ye hath me kia hai? Sipahi (santa): Sir Ye bandook hai! Officer: Ye bandook nahi Tumhari izzat or shaan hai, Tumhari maa hai maa!! Then Officer to another sipahi (banta): Tumhare hathme ye kya hai? Banta: Sir, Ye Santa ki maa hai or hamari aunty hai.

Bank manegar:hum aapko bina intrest k loan denge, Santa:oji dena h to thoda haste-haste do na, Agar dene me intrest nahi h to mat do...