Santa apni biwi ko maar raha tha.. Ek admi ne pucha kyu maar rahe ho?? Santa: Docter ne kaha hai, Isko dawai koot ke deni hai.

SANTA-Tu paida kaise hua? BANTA-Hospital me aur tu. Snta-Jungle me! Bnta-kaise? Snta-Meri pregnent maa Ko 2 daaku jungle le gye Aur kaha-JO KUCH HAI NIKAL

Santa-Tum 1baar me kitne admi utha skte ho, PHLWAN-kamse kam 10 Santa-bas,Tumse acha to mera murga hai, jo subah pure mohlle ko utha deta hai

Santa: aaj main dr. ke paas gaya? Santa: Dr. bola mere daant mein keeda hai.. Biwi: Dr. ne bimari toh sahi batayi, Magar jagah galat batayi.

santa: pata he o ladki behri he banta:o kaise? santa:jab maine uske i love kaha to usne kaha mene kalhi naye sandal kharide he.

Snta Ko 1 Road Accident K Jurm Me Girftaar Kar Liya Jata Hai. Judge- Ye Acident Ki Ghatna Kese Ghati? Snta- Sir Mai Kuch Nhi Janta Mein To So Rha Tha.

Snta sham ko ghr aya aur sochne lga Ki aj kya khas krna tha sochta raha, Sochta rha bahut socha, Raat k 3 baje yad aya ki aaj jaldi sona tha