Applewala: 100 rs k 10 apple le lo. Santa: kuch kam kro yar! Aplewala: ap jan pehchan wale ho, Isliye apko 70 k 7 de dunga Santa: Thanx

SANTA in court(sad):Bachpan me agar maa ki baat suni hoti to aaj yeh din na dekhna padta.:(:'(JUDGE: Kya kehti thi maa?:/SANTA: Judge sahab aap bhi jaahilon wali baat kar rahe ho.Jab baat hi nahi suni to kaise bataau kya kehti thi....8-| :> /:)

Santa-bike se ja raha tha, raste me ladki dekhi to gir gaya, ladki-oh my god lagi to nahi? Santa- nahi soniye, me to aise hi bike se utarta hu.

Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikalta? yeda: Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho, Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Dikhai Kuch Nahi Deta....

Banta to Santa:- santa yah chaku kyu ubal rhe ho? Santo to Banta:- Atmahatya karne k liye. Banta:- To phir ubalane ki kya jarurat h? Santa:- kahi infection na ho jaye.

Bhikari Koi 100Rs Dedo Main 3 Din Se Bhuka Hu Santa: 100 Ka Chutta Hai Bhikari: Ha Hai Santa: To Wo to kharch Kr Pehle

santa teacher tha, Exam ka lea quest paper banaya.... Paper dekhnte hi sara bachhe behosh ho gaye... 1,china kis desh main hai? 2,15 aug kis date ko aati ha? 3,green rang kis colour ka hota ha? 4 tamatar ko hindi mein kya bolata hai?