Thora sa apna face mobile ki
screen k samnay karo Thora sa
or Thora left Bas bas thek he
Hilna nhi Lakh d Lannet e
Kbhi sms b kr dia kro

Mujh se ab ye Judai ka Zehar
piya Nhi jata Ho Sake to 2 glass
DOODH SODA pla do Nale Gal
Sun BOTA THANDA NA HOVe
MerA gla khRaB a

Shekh Ki Murgi Mr Gai Wo Bht Roya Ziada Rone Pr Dost Bola Yar Mera aba V Mr Gia C Pr Mai Te Inna Nai Roya C Shekh Tera aba Andey Denda C

Joke: Shadi ki taqreeb mein dulhan ka pehla mangetar bhi bara sajh dhaj ke aaya howa tha .
aik sahib neh poocha :kya dulha aap hain?
jee nahi. mein to Simi final mein ho knock out ho gaya tha

Lo ji
Yaaran di pur-zor farmaish
Te awaam dy jazbat di tarjmani wasty
Ek wari fair

;++.++;
+DIL NAAL+
  +.      .+
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Lakh Lanat wapda te.

Jis Taraf Bi Dekhon Tera Hi Aks Miayasar Hai Aankhon Ko,, Ya Har Koi Tum Jaisa Hai, Ya Saara Jahaan Tum Ho

Classic Insult: Once a boy Uploaded a photo holding a dog on Facebook.

Girl commented: Which one is you?

Boy replied: The One holding u.