Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.

Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.





3 things i like about u.

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Yaar kuch to accha kia hot zindagi main

Aaj kal mun kar

raha hai ki main

tumhe

kabhi bhi mauka

dekh kar

sabke samne

ek

k

ki

kis

kiss

kissa sunau

thanedaar ka

1 BaChe Se 1 AdMi Ne Poocha K Tumhare Abbu Kya Kaam Karte Hain?

BaCha : P.w.D Maen HoTe Hain

AdMi : P.w.D Ka Kya Matlab Hai?

BaCha : PaKoro WaLi DuKaan..!

Biggest Tragedy Of Maths: 1000s Of Years Passed, Th0usands Of Theorems Derived, Millions Of Formulas Made, But still.
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'X' is Unknown!!!

- Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS



1 Too Many Questions.

2 Difficult to Understand.

3 More Explanation is Needed.

4 Result is always FAIL!

1 jaga bomb blast k baad 1 aadmi chilla raha tha :



' O KHUDAYA mera hath ur gaya '



Pathan :



' hosla rakho mat ro dekho us aadmi ka sir ur gaya hai

, wo bhi to chup hai'