Class one me aik new bachi admit hui to sb bachon ne usay phuphi phuphi kehna shru krdia
Bachi ne madam ko bula liya
Madam: jin bachon ne is ko phuphi kaha wo kharay hojaye..
sb bache kharay hogay siwaay 1 chotay bachay k
Madam: kia tm ne is ko phuphi nahi kaha?
Bacha:nahi, q k me sb bacho ka phupha hn

Ek Larki ka Gang Rape ho raha tha
Woh chillaa chillaa kar keh rahi thi
Kutto , Kameeno
Besharmon
Beghairton
Larro to Nahin
Sab ka Number aaye Ga

A Little Girl asked Her Dad:
How Did the Human Race Appear?
dad: God made Adam & Eve;
They had children & So All Mankind Was Made.

Later On,

Girl asked the same Erom Her Mom.
Mom: Many Yearz Ago There were Monkeys from Which the Human Race Evolved.

Girl To Dad: How is It That U Told Me Human Race Was Created by God & Mom Said they Evolved from Monkeys?

Dad: Well dear,
I Told U About My Side of the Family & Ur Mom Told U About Her Own,

A Joke explaining a bitter reality. . .



Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar.



A Guy Asks: Wat r u planning?



Bush: Planning World War III



Guy: Really?



Whts Going to Happen?



Bush: Well, this time We Are Going To Kill 140 Million Muslims And One Beautiful Girl.



Guy: A Beautiful Girl..? Why To Kill A Beautiful Girl?



Bush Turns To Obama And Says:



See, I Told You No One Would Worry About 140 Million Muslims!!

A fact about women:

They can see a hair of a girl on their husband's coat

from 20 meters away, but they can't see a pillar from

two meters while parking a car..

AIK SHOHAR K LYE SABR AUR SHUKAR KA FARAK YE HAY!



AGAR BIVI JAAN PE ATKI RAHE TO YE 'SABAR' HAY.



AUR



AGAR BIVI OPAR CHALI JAE TO YE 'SHUKAR' HAY!.


Meaning of pakistan

P. Parveen
A..~ ambren
K..~ kalsoom
I...~ ierum
S..~ sara
T..~ taniya
A..~ afshah
N..~ nadyai
so i love pakistan.