Sardar ko truck ne takar mar di,
Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogya per tu itna dara hua Q he?
Sardar: Yar truck de piche likhya c
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FAIR MILLAANGE.!

Friend: Apko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hain
Sardar: Main heater kay pas ja kar baith jata hun
Friend: Agar phir bhi thand lagay to kya kartay hain
Sardar: Phir heater On kar leta hun.

sardar ji in foot bal ground:
sardar ji to his friend: ye sub ball ko laat kiun maar rahay hain
friend:goal kernay k liye.
sardar ji:itni tou gol hai aur kitni kerni hai.

rdar jee ko telenor office mein operator ki job mil gaye. Pehly hi din call ayi sir meri telenor ki sim block ho gayi hai. Sardar: te u fone de sim lele

Sardar was watchingJurassic Park film in cinema
The dinosours runs towards the screen. Sardar ran quickly out side his friend askd: Why u r runing it is just film. Sardar answrd Mujy pata ha ya film ha par wo to janwar ha....

Sardar Ki AMMA Mar Gaii . .
Bara Beta Bola :- Amma Mujh Ko Bhi Saath Le Jati ...
Parosi Boly :- Amma Hum Ko Bhi Saath Le Jatein...
Sardar Bola :- Chup Ho Jao Amma Kia SUZUKI Kerwa K Gaii ai . . . . ?

Sardar washed his underwear
& hung it to dry near
neighbour�s panty
& put a note on it:
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Bhabhi !!
Plz remind me to remove my
underwear
when U remove UR panty