ek sardar hotel pe gaya aur
waiter se kehney laga k 5
plate sheri rehman ki hunt le
ana aur 5 plate rima ki boobs
le ana.waiter gaya aur kuch
der baad wapas aya aur sardar
se kehney laga k sirf nawaz
sharif ke tatey baqi hai aur
kuch nahi hai.

Sardar traveling first time in plane going to 2 bombay.
When it was landing, he shouted Bombay Bombay

Air hostess: B silent
.........
Sardar: OK Ombay Ombay

Sardar1-yaar main apni girl friend nu ki gift dawan
sardar2-diamond dahaar dede
sardar1-na koi asi chees das jari kaday na us no diti howay
sardar2-phansi dede

Sardar in a coffe house with wife
sardar:juldi pi coffe thandi hojaye gi

wife: fir ki hoga?

Sardar baywaqoof menu dekh

hot coffee:10 Rs

cold coffee:30 Rs

A sardar owned a resturant.
a man came up to him and said:
Sardar jee soup vich makhi hai.
Sardar replied: o Dil vada kar yar, ooney kinna pi lena ay...

Sardar ne Makhi ke par kat kar kaha,
Urr ja..!

But,
makkhi nahi urri!
Sardar ne kaha:
:Sabit howa agar makkhi ke par kat diye jain tu Makkhi sun nahi sakti.

sirdar g apko kabi kisi se pyar hua?
haan yar wo manti hi nahi!
kehti hay,
i love u 2
pata nahi ye dosra kon hay.