SARDARs WIFE: Itni raat ho
gai sardar ji nahi aae. zaror
kisi larki ka chakkar hai.
SARDARs MOTHER: Hamesha bura
hi sochna kya pata kisi truck
k niche aa gya ho.

Sardarni:
20 Saal Tk Meri Koi Olad Ni Hoi.
2nd Sardarni:
Te Fer Tu Ki Kita ?
1st:
Fer Me 21 Saal Di Hoi Te Abbay Ne Mera VIYAH Kr Ditta
?Fer Ja K Kaka Hoya?

Sardar & sardarani waiting at
signal. a tapori boy comes &
says kay paji rakhel hai kay
?
sadar furiously says Oye
sale,
rakhel hogi terio meri to biwi

Sardar enters kitchen, opens sugar
box, looks inside and closes it.
This he does again and again. Why?

Because the doctor told him to
check sugar regularly

Sardar to
sardarni
Aaj 4 wajje pind wihch khotyan
di Race Ae.
Main jana Ae
Sardani leh,
Turrrya janda Nahi, Race vich
hissa lean challaae.

Sardar Apni Beti K Kamry Main
Gaya Tou Usay
Cigrette Mili Wo Bohot
Paraishan Hua�
Phir Aglay Din Sharab Ki
Botal Mili Tou
Wo Our Ziyada Pareshan Hua�
Us K Baad Aglay Din Aik Larka
Mila.
Wo Khush Ho K Bola:
Shukar Ha Ye Sab Kch Larkay Ka
Ha�

2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.

Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760