1 Sardar Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya Phr Uski Behan Ka Fon Aya, Sardar Or B ziada Rone Laga. Logon Ne Pucha kya hua? Sardar Meri Bhen K Abu Ka B Intiqal HoGya.

Oh, look at the dead bird. Sardar looked skyward and said Where, Where?

How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it

Why can't Sardar dial 911? They can not find the eleven on the phone

What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but you never see them