2009 Ka Super Hit SMS!
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SardaR bathroom main betha tha.
Samney likha tha
Paani ka zyaada istmaal karien.
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Wo
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3 lotty pani
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pee gya

1 sardar ne
1 Jaltee huwi
Building se 6 logon ko nikala!

Phir b usay logon ne bohot maara

kyun ??



Islye


K

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Woh 6 log
Fire brigade walay thay...

...3 sardar bed pe so rahay thay, teeno ko jagah tang horahi thi
1 sardar bed se utar k nichay sone laga to 2nd sardar bola?
? Oye! ab jagah hogayi hai ooper aa ja

Doctor: sardar jee app kay gurday fail ho gaye hain!
Sardar: ha, ha, ha what a joke mere gurday to kabhi school gay hi nahin

Air hostess sardar se: Sir aap kia lena pasand karainge?
Sardar: Mere lea TAWEEZ wali chai lao.
Airhostess:Sir woh taweez nahi TEA BAG hai ....

APPLE Juice

MANGO Juice

TARBUZ Juice

BADAM Juice

KHAJOOR Juice

BANANA Juice



Agr in mein se kuch nahi pasand to,



ANGOOTHA Chooooos.

Kanjoos.



Sms karta he nahi.

.Pathan,sindhi,Balochi--Farishtay sy bolay k ALLAH sy arz karo k Jahan dekho har Mehkmay mein Punjabi hi hoty hain Q? Farishta bola: Mai hunay Gya ty Hunay aya