Sardarni: kurri jawan ho gai A,
koi changa jeya munda wekho 26 saal da howay.

Sardar: jay 26 saal da
na milay te 13,13 de 2 le awan?

SarDar:
Kakay ny Machar Kaha leya ay

Bv:
Haey_o_RABA! Jaldi Doctor nu
Bulao,

SarDar:
Tu Tension na Lay,Me Kakay nu
Mortin Pila ditta Ay


Sardar attending an interview
in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the
address I will go there sir.



Ek Sardar, Pathan k pas
apney Betey ka rishta le k
gaya......!!!!
Pathan ko itna gussa aaya k
us ne Sardar ko khoob maara,
Akhir main Sardar sahab
zameen se utha oor Kapre
jhar k bola.....
phir KHAN SAHAB main ap ki
taraf se INKAAR
samjhun...?????

Sardar Aur Pathan Aik Choclate
Store Mein Gaye.
Sardar ne 6 Choclate Chorri kr k
Pocket me Rakh len . Bahar Aye
.
Sardar Bola . I Am Best Theif.

Ek sardar G ne najoomi se
pocha:
'kya m aglay janam m gadha bun
sakta hon?
Najoomi ne jawab diya:
'mushkill hai q k aik hi
facility baar baar nhi mil
sakte ' know

Sardar & sardarani waiting at
signal. a tapori boy comes &
says kay paji rakhel hai kay ?
sadar furiously says Oye sale,
rakhel hogi terio meri to biwi
hai.