Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

Sardaar : What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol..

Pathan: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Sardar: Pir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.

Ek bar ek sardar navy ma bharti hona jata ha uska interview me usa sawal puchta ha KYA APKO TARNA ATA HA sardar NO interview lana vala log REGECTED SARDAR sala to air force walo ko urna ata ha

Sardar ask to  CALL GIRL. How much?

She says 50 on bed,

20 on sofa, 10 on grass.

Sardar gives her 50.

She says wow, on bed?

Sardar, no 5 times on grass!!

Sardar: Yar meri miss kehti hain k bhens ka doodh peenay se dimagh taiz hota hai. Pathan: Mazaq karti hain, agar aisa hota to bhens ka apna bacha Engineer na hota?

Sardar bank mein 1000 Rs.jama krwany gaya:

Cashier bola janab ye hazar rupee nakli hain..

Sardar: jama mery account which honay ne tenu koi
takleef?? ;)