Sardar:
Ye tu kesi Maachis laya he, 1
b tili Nhi
Jalti.
S�n:
Kiya bat
Krte ho abba,
1,1 tili chek
Kar k laya hu,
Sub jal Rahe
Thay.

1 sardar ne
1 Jaltee huwi
Building se 6 logon ko nikala!

Phir b usay logon ne bohot
maara

kyun ??



Islye


K

?

?

?

Woh 6 log
Fire brigade walay thay...

Sardar: Dr.Sb. chashma laga k main akhbar parh sakoon ga na...?

Dr: Haan, bilkul...!

Sardar: Shuker hey,Warna un-parh ki zindgi bhi koi zindgi hai..

Sardar G: Doctor sb kamzori
bohat he

Doctor: Doodh duba ker piya
kro

Sardar G: Doctor sb doodh to
bohat zyada peeeta hun

magar woh zyada dubane nahi
deti!!!!!!

Sardar Ko Teesri Bar Bachi
Hui, To Usne Elaan Kia K Mera
Beta Peda Hua Hai,
=
Dost Ne Dekha To Kaha K Ye
Larki Hai,
=
Sardar Bola 'Ay Munda Maa Pe
Gaya Ay' :-)

Sardar to wife: Aaj faisla ho k rahe ga batao kis kis k sath soti ho? Wife: Qasam le lo ji sirf aap k sath hi soti hon baaqi sonay kahan Detey hain.;

Sardar g: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,

Dost: Garam pani Q?


Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.