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A Sardar Had A Child After 3
Month Of Marriage .
He Asked His Wife Ye 3 Month k
Bad Bacha Kaise Hua ?
Wife Replied : tumhari Shadi
Ko Kitna Arsa Hua ??
Sardar: 3 Month
Wife: Or Meri Shadi Ko
Sardar: 3 Month
Wife: Or Bacha Kitne Month K
Baad hua ?
Sardar: 3 Month
Wife : Total Kitne Hue ?
Sardar : Oye 9 Months And
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Grl:Doctor I caled my boyfrnd
bastard
Dr:Y?
Grl:He kised me
Dr:Lik this?
Grl:Ya
Dr:Dats nt a reason 2sy him
bastard
Grl:He took of my clothes
Dr:Lik dis?
Grl:Ya
Dr:Dats nt reason 2
Grl:He sex wid me
Dr:Lik dis?
Grl:Ya
Dr:Also nt a reason 2sy him
bastard
Grl:After sex he told me he
has AIDS
Dr:O BASTARD!

Boy To Girl:
Sex Kartay Hoay Zyada Maza
Larki Ko Aata Hai Ya Larkay
Koe?
Girl:
Agar Tum Apnay Kaan(Ear)
Main
Ungle(Fingure) Dalo Gay
To Kaan Ko Maza Aata Hai
Ya Unglee Koe

Daal mungi di Phudi gungi di
Choot Nurse di Dunia tars di
Lora sardar da Barkan mar da
Mamma jatti da payar nal patti
da gal piar di bond dedar di.
sota churs da kosa narsda.
mazy sharbat dy mamay nargus
dy. kulfi khoy di bond loy di.
lun kasai da ty no v chai da.

Aurat ki Izzat ke rakhwale.
3 aadmi aik Aurat ki Izzat
lootney ke liye us ko aik
Ghar mein lay gaye,
Sari taqat aazmayi magar us
ka naara na khul saka.
Moral:
Jamal din ke naaray,
Aurat ki Izzat ke rakhwale

suhagraat pe shohar wife se:
Dikhnay mei tou teray Boobs
baray soft aur pink lag
rahay han!

Wife : (sharmaatay huwe)
Pata nahi g..

'JITNAY MOUH UTNI BAATEIN

Ameer Gareeb se:
Tera lu*d itna bara kiu hai..?
Gareeb: Is liye ke bachpan me
mere
pass koi aur khilona nahi
tha�.