Kamar k Dard ki 2 hi
wajohat hain:

1. Kasrat-e- Sex
ya
2.
Hasrat-e- Sex.!

Doctor Veena Malik ki
kitaab
(Meri Shalwar Teri Talwaar)

Chapter:
Mardana Kamzori.

Normal people:
Awww, they're such a cute couple x)
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My frndz: ye to mast mal hai, ye is chutiye se kaise pat gayi :p :D :p

Ak Pathan na Cow ki Pappi lay le,
OR
Allah se Tooba ki,
Ay allah maff karna Shatan ay gaya tha,
Itna me shatan aya
OR
Bola,
oy ollou ka pathay
ya harkat to maray zahan may B nai thi.

In a lift,a man accidently
touched a
ladys breast
Man:If ur heart is as soft
as ur breast,
u�l forgive me
Lady:If ur dick is as hard
as ur elbow,
i�m in room 25

Larka:
Girl Friend ke Saath Sona
Haram Hai.?
.
Molvi:Beta Baat Haram Halal ki
Nahi Hai.
.Masla ye hai Ke.
Tum Log Phir soty Nahi ho.-

Sex k Doraan:

Girl: Wada kro k tum mera dil
nahi tory gy..

Boy: Ary nahi re Pagli.

Itna Lamba Thori hai :D :P

Sardar: kon?
Police drwaza kholo kuch baat krni hy.
Sardar: tusi kiny bnday o?
Police: 3
Sardar: te mama apas vich krlo,
menu zruri tng krna a.. :) :D