ik sardar footboll ki team khelny gay to apni taraf hi 4 goal ka diye logon ny pocha sardar sahib apni taraf hi q goal kar rahy ho sardar replied that.......wo mje kaRNy hi nai dete me kia karon

Sardar:
Ye tu kesi Maachis laya he, 1
b tili Nhi
Jalti.
S?n:
Kiya bat
Krte ho abba,
1,1 tili chek
Kar k laya hu,
Sub jal Rahe
Thay.

Sardar darakht pe ulta latka
howa tha
.
Friend: Tu darakht pe kion
latka hai?
.
Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi
hai kahen pait mai na chali
jaye

Sardar darakht pe ulta latka
howa tha
.
Friend: Tu darakht pe kion
latka hai?
.
Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi
hai kahen pait mai na chali
jaye

Yaqeen Un Ko Nahi Aata,
Wzaahat Hum Nahi Krty,
:
Guzar Jaye Gi Saari Umar,
Yunhi Ajnabi Ban Kar....!!

Sardarni:
20 Saal Tk Meri Koi Olad Ni Hoi.
2nd Sardarni:
Te Fer Tu Ki Kita ?
1st:
Fer Me 21 Saal Di Hoi Te Abbay Ne Mera VIYAH Kr Ditta
�Fer Ja K Kaka Hoya�

Sardar: Dr. Mujhe Aesi
Dawa Do K Me Ankho
Se Bol Sakun Or Kaano
Se Dekh Sakun. Dortor:
Ye Lo 2 Goliyan, NAAK
Se Chaba Chaba K Khani
He