Sardar : O yar bike q tez kr diti?
pathan: Break fail ho gya ha
is se pehle accident ho jay
jaldi se ghar phuch jate han
.
Sardar : shawa fair Mand k rakh..:p:p

Sardar & sardarani waiting at
signal. a tapori boy comes &
says 'kay paji rakhel hai kay ?'
sadar furiously says 'Oye sale,
rakhel hogi terio meri to biwi
hai.'

Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it's your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!

Sardar U.S.A Ke Hotel Mai Murga
Khany Gya Lekin MurGay Ka
EnGlish Word Bhol Gya....
Waitr:What Do U Like Sir....
Sardar:1 Plate Egg Ka Papa
Lao....!

Sardar 2 servant:go & water the plants.

Servant:it is already raining sir.

Sardar:then w8? take an umberella & go.

Sardar:Eik Wari Me Chota ja Hunda Ce Me Minar-e-Pakistan to Dig Gya Ce



2ndSardar:Fir Mar Gya C k Bch Gya C?



Sardar:Menu ki pata Me te Chota Jya Hunda c.

ik sardar apny gar k bahar exercise kar raha tha

qareeb se ghuzarty hoay admi ny kaha

'wa sardar sahib kia body hai'


Iss pr sardar bola ..........

ye to kuch b nai andar ja kar meri biwi ko dekho :)