Girl: mom samne wala larka mujhe dekhta hai to meri brazer tight ho jati hai
Mom: dont wory ab ki bar brizer thori nechi kar dena salay ka underwear tight ho jayga

sexy baba advice:::::'*
1:�agar front back dono sides se sex kia jay to orat bohat jaldi pregnent hoti hy.

2:�orat ko sucking me sex sy bhe ziada maza aata hy isi liay mostly orten boht shoq se sucking karti hein..

3:�fifferent styles sy sex karny sy sex ka maza double ho jata hy......

Sardar U.S.A Ke Hotel Mai Murga
Khany Gya Lekin MurGay Ka
EnGlish Word Bhol Gya....
Waitr:What Do U Like Sir....
Sardar:1 Plate Egg Ka Papa
Lao....!

Sardar 2 servant:go & water the plants.

Servant:it is already raining sir.

Sardar:then w8? take an umberella & go.

Sardar:Eik Wari Me Chota ja Hunda Ce Me Minar-e-Pakistan to Dig Gya Ce



2ndSardar:Fir Mar Gya C k Bch Gya C?



Sardar:Menu ki pata Me te Chota Jya Hunda c.

ik sardar apny gar k bahar exercise kar raha tha

qareeb se ghuzarty hoay admi ny kaha

'wa sardar sahib kia body hai'


Iss pr sardar bola ..........

ye to kuch b nai andar ja kar meri biwi ko dekho :)

ik sardar footboll ki team khelny gay to apni taraf hi 4 goal ka diye logon ny pocha sardar sahib apni taraf hi q goal kar rahy ho sardar replied that.......wo mje kaRNy hi nai dete me kia karon