EAT WITH BUTTER

CUT WITH CUTTER

WHEN U FORGET ME

U WILL DFINITLY,

FALL IN GUTTER

?DHARAAM?

Sardar ne ik chote qad ki larki se shadi ki.

Kisi ne pucha tum ne aisa kiyun kia?

SARDAR: mere walid ne kaha k, Musibat jitni chhoti ho utna acha hai…

Doctor Sardar se: Aap k bachay ke Taang katni paray ge.
.
Sardar zor se cheekha
naheeeeee!
.
Doctor: Kea hua?
.
Sardar: Pahlay
dasna c
main ohno
naveen jutty (Shoes) na lay
k dainda.

3 Sardaro ko phansi hone lagi
pehle ko phansi lagai to rassa dheela hone ki waja se wo neche pani me ja gira
doosre ko phansi di to wo b pani me ja gira or bach gaya
jub teesre ki bari i to wo jallad se bola bhai ye rassa theak kr lo mujhe terna nahi aata...

ek saal bad sardar ka baap america sa wapis aya,us na poucha teri mah kahan ha, sardar bola wo to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,sardar bola,



Me na socha surprise don ga...=P;->

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p