Sardar: Aaj Mere Parosiyoun Ka Bacha Gum Ho Gaya…

Friend: Phir Tum Nay Kya Kiya?

Sardar: Mainay Unhain Mashwara Diya “Google.com“ Par Search Kar Lo…

Sardar paper dainay gaya,

Examiner nay pocha: What is Microsoft Excel?

Sardar nay kaha: It is a new brand of “SURF EXCEL“ to wash computer.

Daagh tau achay hotay hain!

Sardar:
Jadon meri navi navi shadi hui,
menu meri biwi inni s0hni lagdi c k dil karda c kha hi jaawan.Friend:?Aur ab??Sardar:
?Kha hi janda
te changa c

Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ki jang mein dushman ki taangain tak kat dee thien..
Dost: Gardnain kyn ni kati?
Sardar: Wo pehly he kati pari thi??..
?

Ek sardar pilot se head phone cheen raha thaa,
Pilot: ye kia kar rahay ho?
Sardar: Ticket hum dein aur ganay too akela sun raha hai?!!!

Sardar:kal mebathrom vich gya te uthy saap betha C

Srdarni:hy o raba fir tusi ki kita?

Srdar:kuj nai me saap nu kya“ tusi karlo mera te vich e nikal gya ae.

1sardar Ko Muslsal I LOVE U K SMS Araha Tha

2nd srdar:aj to buhat LOVE K mesage Aa Rhy he.

1st sardar O Paji,aj Ghlti Se B.V Ka Mobile Ly aya hun: