Srdar g to his frnd:Yar bari muskil me hon meri bivi mujh se ek kis ka 50 RS lati he Frnd: acha,yar to bara luky hy dosro se to 500 lati he

Sardar: kon?
Police drwaza kholo kuch baat krni hy.
Sardar: tusi kiny bnday o?
Police: 3
Sardar: te mama apas vich krlo,
menu zruri tng krna a.. :) :D

BALLE BALLE
A Sardar Had A Child After 3
Month Of Marriage .
He Asked His Wife Ye 3 Month k
Bad Bacha Kaise Hua ?
Wife Replied : tumhari Shadi
Ko Kitna Arsa Hua ??
Sardar: 3 Month
Wife: Or Meri Shadi Ko
Sardar: 3 Month
Wife: Or Bacha Kitne Month K
Baad hua ?
Sardar: 3 Month
Wife : Total Kitne Hue ?
Sardar : Oye 9 Months And
Start Dancing BALLE BALLE

Sardarni: kapre utar kr bister pe tange khol kr leti or kaha:
Kuch samje ji..?
Sardar: muje pata hai haramzadi tu pure bister pe akeli sona chahti hai�.. ;-

Sardar: Jadon Meri Navi Navi Shadi Hoi,

Menu Meri Biwi Inni Sohni Lagdi See K

Dil Karda See Kha Hi Jawan

Friend: Aur Ab?

Sardar: Kha Hee Jaanda Te Changa See

Sardar K Lund Pr Ksi Chez
Ne Kat LiyA
Dard Se Uska Bura Hal Tha
SArdarni Usko D0ctr k Pas Le
GAi AUr Kaha
Doctr SAb Sirf Dard Jana Chaiye
Sujan NAhi

Sardar: Meray Jaman K Darakht K
Neechay
Gulaab Ka Poda Kio
Laga Rahay Ho?
2nd Sardar: Is Liye K
Dono Milkar Hamain
GULAB JAMAN Daingay