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Wife:kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the. Husband:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai. Wife: kaisi galat fehmi? Husband: Yehi k main soya hua tha

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Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home.. Husband :- wat did the doc say ? Wife :- .No chance for u to survive

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'An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women :P

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An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: Where d Hell Are You ... ? Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... O:) Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love ! Husband: I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop

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An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip. All Of Them Gave A Same Reply... Which Trip ?

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meri sweeto doll ... UmmmmahHum Ko Kya Badlega Zamana,

Hum To Zamane Ko Badalne Ka Zazba Rakhte Hain,

Hoke Zamin Ke Khakh,

Aasmaan Chhune Ka Hosla Rakhte Hain

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When u feel God is rubbing u against da rocks,

don't think that u will ruin down 2 dust,

it's just that he is polishing a gem,

coz u are precious