Boy:
May I Kiss U?
Girl:
No
Boy:
(Again) May I Kiss U?
Girl:
No
Boy:
(Ghussy se) May I Kiss U?
Girl:
Kutty Kameeny?
Zabardasti Nhi Kr Sakta Kia
????

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Free Facebook for All Networks Codes:

Mobilink: *114*5#
Ufone: *3434#
Telenor: *5*325#
Zong: *6464*4#
Warid: fwr to 7777

Posted by JANU in Category Others

Usay Kehna.
Thak sa Gea Hoon
Khud ko Sabit kartay kartay,
K
Mery Tareekay Ghalat ho Saktay Hain,
Magar Meri Mohabbat Nahi..!!hy jan

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Husband biwi se Phone par:

Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?

Biwi (ghussay se):
Zeher

Husband:
kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.

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A successful marriage is based
On give & take:

Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it

&

Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it..!!

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husband
phone pe kya pakaya hai aj
wife
zeher
husband
kha k so jao me aaj late aon ga.

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Wife:kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the. Husband:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai. Wife: kaisi galat fehmi? Husband: Yehi k main soya hua tha