President:
Shetani

Prime Minister:
Gillani

Army Chief:
Kiyani

Speaker:
Zanaani

Aata Na Roti

Bijli Na Paani

Wah Re Pakitani

Teri Ajab Kahani..!!

Pathan ki apne bap sy lrai ho gi or us me apne bap ka photo kbrrstan min lga dia or nichy likha COMING SOON

Keth Ghar Zameen shad Baad,
Car Behtareen Shad Baad.
Bakriyaan Wazaratein Makaan,
Kotiyaam Emaratein Dokaan,
Loot Mar Cheen Shad Baad.
Keth Ghar Zameen Shad Baad
Bewaqoof Log Hain Ghulam,
Reh Gay Ghulam ke Ghulam,
Ledearon ki Manzal-e-Murad,
Har Taraf Sifarashon ka Jaal,
Rishwaton Wazaraton Ka Maal,
Lanat Khudaya Zul Jalal.

Pkistan ki wo shazadi ho gyi,
Wha ki wo ameer zaadi ho gyi,
Mera beta bola mere abba se,
Hey! dada sania mirza ki shaadi ho gyi.

Sardar: Yaar Uth Zalzala Araha Hai Saara Ghar Hill Raha Hai...! Pathan: Oh Yaara Soja! Ghar Giray Ga To Makaan Maalik Ka Hum To Kirayedar Hain

ek ghada chalane se inkar kar raha tha to ghade ke malik ne use buhat peeta lekin woh nhi chal raha tha to ek dosre admi ne us ghade kaan me huch kahato woh chalane laga toghade ka malik pareshan ho kpochne laga k aap ne ise kia kaha to us aadmi ne kaha k mene ise kaha ke agar nh chalo ge to medicalrape karwaonga us ne kaha k me ghada sahi ho lekin medical rape nh banoga woh to mujh se ziyada chalta hai.

During Breakup
.
.
GIRL: I got new BOYfriend, he
is Smarter,
Intelligent and Cuter than
you,
.
So give me my photo Back,
GIRLS Rock,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Boy sent 31 GIRLfriends
Photo�s
and said: I forgot ur face
Darling,
So please select your Photo
Yourself and Send back the
Remaining,
BOYS Double Rock, Hahaha..